Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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