Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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