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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit

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  no

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  the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table

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  im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE

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• (530): View more from California

  Those balls look pretty dangerous.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh god establish a safe word

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  I'm going to! Pineapple.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick

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