He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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