I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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