This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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