dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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