i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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