I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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