I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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