I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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