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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am

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• (347): View more from New York

  The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.

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  I don't see the problem

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!

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