my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
