I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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