i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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