I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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