wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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