Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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