Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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