he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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