Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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