he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
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You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us