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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends