Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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