Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Randomize
