You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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