I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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