Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
So here I am, sexting at work.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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