The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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