I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
