I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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