"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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