he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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