Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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