i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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