Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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