Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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