The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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