Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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