I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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