Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We were destined to go to rehab together
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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