you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
