wake up i wanna do it froggy style
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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