You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
