I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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