Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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