just come out here and I will go home with you...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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