is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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