Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
