Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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