Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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