i just wanna soil my oats bro
Who wears a wallet chain?!
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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