i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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