I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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