the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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