I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
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Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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