are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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