no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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