he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
i think im in europe. pls send help
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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